Experience a playful and energetic side of the Swartland with Testalonga El Bandito I Wish I Was A Ninja 750ml. This Pétillant Naturel (Pét-Nat) remains a favorite for its sheer drinkability and refreshing charm. You will find that Craig and Carla Hawkins source the 100% Colombard grapes from organically farmed vines planted in the Paardeberg region. The winemaking team follows the ancient méthode ancestrale, bottling the wine before fermentation finishes to create natural bubbles. This 750ml bottle offers a joyful, low-alcohol sparkling experience that perfectly captures the “ninja” spirit of independent winemaking.
The liquid presents a vibrant yellow color and a lively, frothy mousse that creates an immediate sense of celebration. You will enjoy an aromatic nose filled with scents of green apple, lemon sherbet, and tropical litchi. On the palate, the wine delivers a brilliant balance between its off-dry sweetness and a laser-sharp acidity. Flavors of ripe peach and citrus zest mingle with a delicate, creamy texture derived from months spent on the lees. You can expect a clean and incredibly “smashable” finish that leaves the palate feeling refreshed and ready for another sip.
Testalonga I Wish I Was A Ninja consistently earns impressive accolades for its precision and high-quality fruit. Recent vintages have secured a strong 89-point rating from James Suckling, who praised its “bright and fresh” character. Critics frequently describe this cuvée as a “benchmark Pét-Nat” for its ability to maintain such high levels of natural acidity. You will appreciate the craftsmanship that transforms a humble grape like Colombard into a world-class sparkling wine.

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